COUSIN FELIPE’S BEST OF THE WEB
By Felipe Trinidad, webmaster, 12:00 a.m. | It’s cool that my cousins are back in town but they are reverting back to their abusive behavior. They’re always yelling at me about something. They’re all like “Felipe! The Twitter feed isn’t working!,” “Felipe! Stop playing SWKOTOR!,” “Felipe! My password to massagegirls18 expired!” Blah, blah, blah, blah. I love my cousins and everything but I wish the would get their crap together. If they’re always all up in my grill how am I supposed to keep all up to date on my hina Zuleyka Silver. I don’t know what happened to my baby girl after she got eliminated from Neustra Belleza Latina. I find their lack of consideration and understanding to be abusive.
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ROCK MAYOCK STACK RANKS THE TOP 5 SCARIEST YOUTUBE CLIPS
By Rock Mayock 11:30 p.m. | Halloween is undoubtedly the fan favorite holiday in the FOOTBALLPHDS’ office. Who wouldn’t love to watch Ana V., Rochelle, Jessica C., Brittany Lauren and Lina dress up in costumes and prance around the office. The office girls are hard at work collaborating on their Dal*Shabet themed group costume. Although I have no idea what Dal*Shabet is all about I don know there is something very BOING! about cute girls in short shorts singing Mr. Bang Bang.
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STACK RANKING THE TOP MOMENTS AT COACHELLA 2012
By Jessica C., Research Assistant 3 a.m. | It’s over. The first weekend of Coachella 2012 is over and it’s good to be sober again. Like the sweetheart he is, Doubletap Jenkins once again hooked up the tickets for me and Stanton in the way that he manages to hook up the tickets. Meanwhile, the old and downtrodden FOOTBALLPHDS were stuck with household duties back in LA. Well that and they said that not having Nate Dogg around for the Dre and Snoop set was something they weren’t quite ready for yet. Underneath it all, they’re a bunch of softies. But they missed a heck of a lot anyway. Congrats to all who made it out and I had a rolling good time with all of you. Without further ado, it’s time to Stack Rank The Top Moments of Coachella 2012.
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STACK RE-RANKING THE NEXT OWNER OF THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS
By Jaboner Jackson 8 a.m. | Last week, footballphds.com Stack Ranked the Next Owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers, during which time we placed the Mark Walter-Magic Johnson syndicate squarely on top due to Walter's financing muscle and Johnson's local real estate development expertise. We also placed the Stanley Gold-Disney Family bid squarely at the bottom of our Stack Rankings due a lack of deep pockets. Yesterday, Forbes confirmed our Stack Rankings. The Walter-Johnson bid leads all bidders with $1.6 million, a figure that mirrors our own projections in our first Stack Rankings. And sure enough, the Gold-Disney syndicate is no longer in contention. Today we Stack Re-Rank the Next Owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers. (Read our first Stack Rankings here and capsule collections on the bidders here.)
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STACK RANKING THE BEST TEAM FOR PEYTON MANNING
By Jaboner Jackson 11 p.m. | Footballphds.com has extensively covered the injury status of Peyton Manning with our team medical expert, Hassan A. Riaz, MD, MBA, while Manning was an Indianapolis Colt. Now it's time for us to turn our attention to the free agency status of Manning. Multiple media outlets have reported that Manning has met with the Denver Broncos, Arizona Cardinals, and Miami Dolphins about the possibility of filling their quarterback position. Without regard to Manning's injury status--about which we defer completely to Dr. Riaz--we Stack Rank The Best Team for Manning in 2012.
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STACK RANKING THE NEXT OWNER OF THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS
By Jaboner Jackson 8 a.m. | The auction sale through U.S. Bankruptcy court of the Los Angeles Dodgers to the highest bidder continues in earnest. Bidding syndicates have been whittled down to seven from more than double that amount when the auction process began. Since current Dodgers owner Frank McCourt owns the parking lots surrounding Dodger Stadium under a separate company that is not bankrupt, he has decided to hold onto the parking lots. Accordingly, McCourt's parking lot holdings have pushed real estate developers into the forefront of the bidding process. McCourt will be inclined to pick an ownership group that will align its long-term real estate interests with his. Last week, footballphds.com detailed the timeline for the sale and introduced the current bidders for the Dodgers. Today, we Stack Rank the Next Owner of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
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STACK RANKING THE NEXT STEP IN THE KIM KARDASHIAN AND REGGIE BUSH RELATIONSHIP
By Jessica C., Research Assistant, 3 a.m. | It's again time to check in on the Kim Kardashian sweepstakes. Actually, I could care less, but the bosses have again assigned me the task of covering Kim K.'s love life. (By the way, readers might be interested to know that instead of watching game tape of college players for the NFL draft, the FOOTBALLPHDS have been watching episodes of "Kim and Kourney Take New York." So if their draft predictions suck as much as last year, now you'll know why.) In my November post, I stack ranked Kim's next boyfriend. The number one choice was Reggie Bush and the over/under on when they would hook up again was ten weeks. And of course, now Kim and Reggie are officially hanging out again. They were even spotted this week at brunch at Beverly Hills Hotel. Let's Stack Rank the Next Step in the Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush Relationship.
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RECAPPING THE ALL OF LIFE’S MYSTERIES ANSWERED BY TELEVISION IN 2011
By Rock Mayock 12:00AM 2011 Brought turmoil in all facets of our day to day life. The norm for the stock market became volatility. The City of Los Angeles was crippled by freeway closures, record heat, and vicious Santa Ana Wind storms. Earthquakes rattled the Northeast. Lindsay Lohan (aka LiLo) was placed under house arrest, then in jail and ultimately she took it all off for Playboy. In short the world was going crazy!
With these calamites taking place seemingly taking place all at once it was difficult to find answers to all of the mysteries about life, death and where we came from that have plagued our generation. Therefore the FOOTBALLPHDS turned to the once source that we can always rely upon in troubling times- television.
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