By Rock Mayock 10:00 a.m. | Our main man from Kazakhstan, Borat Sagdiyev also known as Sacha Baron Cohen. You might recognize Borat from either his documentary, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, or that caterpillar on his lip that he calls a moustache.
By Rock Mayock 12:00 a.m.| The one and only Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Apparently The Rock was able to tap into his inner Hulk when posing for this picture. With a string of box office successes that has included G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Fast Five, Fast & Furious 6, Pain and Gain and Planet 51, The Rock has managed the difficult transition from WWF superstar to mainstream actor. More importantly, The Rock is one of the founding fathers of the FOOTBALLPHDS’ Mount Hunky.
By Rock Mayock 11:00 a.m. | Good morning wonderful readers. In an ongoing effort to demonstrate that the FOOTBALLPHDS are 100% secure with our masculinity, today we will revisit an office favorite, Name the Pecs.
By Rock Mayock 9:00 a.m. | Robert Sylvester Kelly, better known as R. Kelly. Our boy from Chi Town is the official King of R&B music who has provided the soundtrack to the FOOTBALLPHDS sexual conquests. This week we honor the man who is poised to celebrate the 20th anniversary of his watershed 1993 debut album, 12 Play. This album spawned the subsequent release of TP-2.com, R., The Best of Both Worlds and TP. 3 Reloaded. Combining a mix of R&B, hip hop and baby making music; this impressive collection of studio recordings generated hits such as Bump n’ Grind, You Remind Me of Something, Home Alone, Spendin’ Money, Half on a Baby, Get Up on a Room and JJ’s favorite Did You Ever Think.
By Rock Mayock 9:00 p.m. | Good evening wonderful readers. For too long the FOOTBALLPHDS have been derelict in our responsibility to furbish you with an opportunity to name a mystery mustache. Therefore we return to our most basic roots (pun intended) and present a new installment of Name the Stache.
By Rock Mayock 9:00 a.m.| The FOOTBALLPHDS’ Human Resources Manager, Rochelle! Ever since she joined the FOOTBALLPHDS in September 2011, Rochelle has become an indispensible part of the team. Her straight forward progressive decision making has been instrumental in terms of expanding both the FOOTBALLPHDS’ organization and the brand. Without her guidance it would have been impossible for the PhDs to retain the services of 2 research assistants, a barista, personal trainer, photo assistant and staff mathematician. Despite all of her talents, Rochelle has labeled our month long celebration of “The Jugs of June” as masochistic and without taste. Nonetheless, we would like to thank Rochelle for kind of sort of agreeing to take part in this month’s festivities.
By Rock Mayock, 10:00 a.m. | In the words of the fat chick in Office Space “Happy Monday everybody!” Does that statement make everyone as depressed as it made the Lehman Bros. pre-golden parachute FOOTBALLPHDS? The good news is that we have made it to June. That means two things, we are at halfway point for the year and it’s officially bikini season! To help celebrate this momentous occasion, we are designating the month as “The Jugs of June,” and will focus our attention upon naming mystery pairs of jugs.
By Rock Mayock 5:00 p.m. | Former adult movie superstar and current train wreck, Janine Lindemulder. The combination of her girl next door California beach blonde good looks and her insatiable “appetite” for carpet made Janine a mainstay in the adult entertainment world for nearly 20 years. She was catapulted into stardom with her appearance in Penthouse as the December 1997 Pet of the Month. From there Janine went on to become one of the brightest stars in the world of girl/girl porn. She would go on to star in classics such as Blonde Justice, Vegablonde (BOING!), Blondage, Oral Obsession and just about every installment of the Where The Boys Aren’t franchise. In short, Janine was as BOING! as they came.