By Rock Mayock 11:15 p.m. | Greetings wonderful readers. For too long the FOOTBALLPHDS have neglected our duty to present you with mustaches to identify. Therefore we will not waste time with lip service apologies and instead dive follicles first into the naming the owner of this stache.
To help you determine who this fine piece of facial hair belongs to we will provide four clues:
1. The owner of this stache proves the success is a function of hard work, calculated risks and determination.
2. The owner of this stache is a proud member of the USC alumni family.
3. All this guy does is win. Period.
4. It is not Mike Dantoni.
Naming this stache should be a slam dunk for our Los Angeles based readers. If you can identify the owner of the stache, then e-mail your best and final answer to either Cousin Felipe (email@example.com) or myself (firstname.lastname@example.org). You can also include your e-mail address in your comment to this post. The usual contest rules apply. We will only accept one answer per person per week and there are no do overs. All answers must be received by 5:00 p.m. on Friday, February 22, 2013. Both the stache and the winner will be announced on Sunday, February 24, 2013.
To all of our wonderful readers that have won prizes in the past or are still waiting on prizes, there is light at the end of tunnel. Our business affairs manager, Corey Kruisheer, has assured me that a new t-shirt vendor has been secured however delivery on the new batch of shirts will take 3-4 weeks. Be patient and prizes will be issued.