THE STACHE BELONGS TO…
By Rock Mayock 9:30 p.m. | The feral faced and generally bizarre looking Nicolas Kim Coppola better known as Nicolas Cage. The only thing more amazing than Cage’s ever changing hairline is his success as an actor. Apparently limited range as an actor is easily covered up when you’re a member of the Hollywood royalty Coppola clan.
Here are a couple of fun facts on Mr. Cage this may help explain his increasingly odd looks/behavior:
1. Nicolas Cage was born in the FOOTBALLPHDS’ hometown of Long Beach. Who knew!?!
2. Cage has starred in over 60 different films but his big break came as a bit role in the 1982 classic Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Fast Times also launched the careers of Judge Reinhold, Sean Penn, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Forest Whitaker, Anthony Edwards, Eric Stoltz and of course Phoebe Cates (BOING! BOING! BOING!).
3. Cage has been married three times. His first wife was Patricia Arquette, his second wife was Lisa Marie Presley and his third and current wife is Alice Kim.
4. Big Nicolas has sired two children. Weston Coppola Cage and Kal-El Cage… Yes, he named his kid after Superman. Wow.
Congratulations to Paulie Walnuts for once again correctly naming the stache. Apparently there is nothing that Paulie Walnuts is incapable of naming. Your prize for correctly naming the stache is this fierce slideshow of Cage in all of his splendor.
Rock
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