THE RIDE BELONGS TO…
By Rock Mayock 9:30 a.m. | To former Arkansas Razorbacks and current Oakland Raiders stud running back Darren McFadden, also known as Run DMC. When healthy, McFadden is the second best running back in the NFL behind only Arian Foster. When injured, McFadden has the second sweetest ride in the NFL behind only Chris Johnson. Hopefully you picked up DMC for your Fantasy Football team because he’s going to be a beast this year.
So why are we focusing on Run DMC’s whip? It’s because Monday marks the double header return of Monday Night Football. The early Monday night game will feature the Heisman Palmer-less Cincinnati Bengals at the Baltimore Ravens (4:00 p.m. PT, ESPN) while the late game will feature the San Diego Chargers against the Heisman Palmer led Oakland Raiders (7:15 p.m. PT, ESPN). BOING!
Congratulations to Dr. Agamemnon Spankatronix IV for correctly naming Run DMC’s sweet ass ride. Cousin Felipe said he wanted to send you a set of 24” rims as a prize but the shipping cost was too much. Although Cousin Felipe has been derelict with his prize shipping duties as of late the prizes will be sent soon.
Another opportunity to name something will come on Sunday night. To tide you over, here is a clip of DMC’s best highlights. This clip contains music with “adult” lyrics so watch at your own discretion:
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