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BREAKING NEWS: SHAKIRA, GERARD PIQUE SEX TAPE IS AVAILABLE TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER

By Rock Mayock 9:00 a.m. |  This could quite possibly be the single most important news item ever reported by the FOOTBALLPHDS. According to a recent article posted by The Inquisitr, there is an Internet rumor about the existence of home video footage featuring something more incredible than Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster playing a game of checkers. Supposedly two former Shakira employees are shopping around a sex tape starring the Columbian musician/philanthropist and her FC Barcelona boyfriend Gerard Pique. BOING! BOING! BOING!

The 15 minute video was allegedly captured with a cell phone as Shakira proved to Pique that her hips really don’t lie while the two were onboard a boat. Due to the fact the footage was captured via cell phone the resolution quality is apparently quite grainy however Shakira is allegedly “very recognizable.” Although the FOOTBALLPHDS have not screened the footage to verify its authenticity, we are eagerly awaiting an opportunity to either purchase or have Cousin Felipe download it.

Speaking on behalf of men throughout the World, here is to hoping that we have the opportunity to view this footage sooner than later. In the mean time feel free to use this video as fodder for the spank bank.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rock

rock@footballphds.com

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