NAME THE STACHE
By Rock Mayock 8:15 p.m. | Although we have spent July paying homage to great chefs during National Culinary Arts Month, today we are deviating from the theme for no other reason than the fact that the mustache on the left is kick ass.
Take a moment to soak in both the stache and the perfect teeth that accompany it. Sexy, aren’t they? Neither the mustache nor the owner should need hints to identify because of how famous they are but here are a couple for good measure:
1. This individual is regularly in the Top-10 most recognizable in the world. In 2009 he was ranked #3 behind only Barack Obama and Osama Bin Laden.
2. He is what some people would call a “sporty” kind of guy. Pun intended.
3. He looks great both shirt on and off.
Surely one of our wonderful readers knows who this individual is. If you think you have the answer then send it to us in one of two ways. Either include your e-mail address in your response to this post or e-mail me your answer to rock@footballphds.com. Only one answer per person per week and there are no mulligans. All answers must be received no later than 5:00 p.m. PT on Thursday, July 19, 2012. The first correct answer wins. Both the owner of the stache and the winner will be revealed on Friday.
Cousin Felipe is currently in Brazil searching for Jaboner Jackson so expect a delay on prizes. Felipe left a stack of unsent prizes on my desk before he left and I have no idea who they go to. If you are due a prize and have not received it please e-mail.
Good luck and good guessing.
Rock
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July 15th, 2012 - 23:29
Christian Bale.
July 16th, 2012 - 09:02
Sonny Bono. Send me my prize bitches! You owe me 7!
July 16th, 2012 - 10:41
David Beckham. Only this bloke could pull off a mustache like that and make it BOING-worthy.
July 16th, 2012 - 15:16
Ned Flanders or the dude from Grey’s Anatomy, Dr. McDreamy.
July 17th, 2012 - 15:29
I feel like whoever this mustache belongs to should be wearing a top hat and holding a cane.
July 17th, 2012 - 19:31
Gene Shalit
July 18th, 2012 - 08:23
It looks a lot like Hugh Jackman but you guys already did him a couple months ago.
July 19th, 2012 - 09:44
It is Guy Pierce. I have spoken.