By Rock Mayock 11:00 p.m. | While the NBA Finals ended almost a month ago, there is still a question that burns in the hearts of of our wonderful readers like a flaming hawk. That question is not “will Dwight Howard sign with Lakers?” The question boils breaks down into two primary components:
1. Who is really in charge of Miami Heat?
2. More importantly, who is more hunky? The handsome silver fox Pat Riley or Herculean Lebron James.
As with all great debates there is only one way to answer the question and that is with charts and graphs.
TALE OF THE TAPE:
With his 70’s porn star beard and feathered locks, Pat Riley and his 6 rings trump LeBron’s lens free glasses. Hunky Riley in a landslide.
One will carve you up with his tongue and the other with his athleticism. LeBron edges out Riley by a hair.
Really? You make $100 million and decided it would be OK to wear fake glasses and a blue tuxedo shirt? You’re better than that.
A true gentleman and a scholar. Riley exudes class and hunky.
Riley wins the style contest by a mile.
Was it ever really a competition? Riley won just by slicking back the beautiful silver mane. The moral of the story is that handsome hunky men are always winners, some more so than others.