LEBRON VS RILEY: WHO IS MORE HUNKY?
By Rock Mayock 11:00 p.m. | While the NBA Finals ended almost a month ago, there is still a question that burns in the hearts of of our wonderful readers like a flaming hawk. That question is not “will Dwight Howard sign with Lakers?” The question boils breaks down into two primary components:
1. Who is really in charge of Miami Heat?
2. More importantly, who is more hunky? The handsome silver fox Pat Riley or Herculean Lebron James.
As with all great debates there is only one way to answer the question and that is with charts and graphs.
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TALE OF THE TAPE:
With his 70’s porn star beard and feathered locks, Pat Riley and his 6 rings trump LeBron’s lens free glasses. Hunky Riley in a landslide.
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GAME TAPE:
One will carve you up with his tongue and the other with his athleticism. LeBron edges out Riley by a hair.
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STYLE:
Really? You make $100 million and decided it would be OK to wear fake glasses and a blue tuxedo shirt? You’re better than that.
A true gentleman and a scholar. Riley exudes class and hunky.
Riley wins the style contest by a mile.
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CONCLUSION:
Was it ever really a competition? Riley won just by slicking back the beautiful silver mane. The moral of the story is that handsome hunky men are always winners, some more so than others.
Rock
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July 3rd, 2012 - 07:59
FIRST! Riley be the man. He was smooth walking the court for the Lakers, just like I was when I swooped in on Lee’s sister
July 3rd, 2012 - 12:33
Oh my, they are both muy hunky! I like the chocolate
July 3rd, 2012 - 14:20
Stop biting my name!
July 3rd, 2012 - 15:56
“Stop biting my name” You’re such a whiny bitch
July 3rd, 2012 - 21:10
youre the bitch, bitch
July 9th, 2012 - 15:05
Thats not what your mom and her sister said.
July 12th, 2012 - 00:09
HA! Fake glasses.
July 17th, 2012 - 11:04
The Heat dodged a bullet if the Knicks don’t match the Rockets’ offer sheet for Lin. Who has more upside moving forward? Fat Felton or a young Jeremy Lin? The good news for Knicks fans is that you have Jason Kidd coming off the bench/bar stool or where ever else he’s getting himself liquored up. What a tool
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/jason-kidd-arrested-suspicion-drunk-driving-smashing-car-153633322–nba.html
August 13th, 2012 - 13:04
Gold looks good on LeBron.