By Felipe Trinidad 9:45 p.m. | I don’t know what’s up with the FOOTBALLPHDS. Cousin Rock flew me to LA to help around the office but he’s all pissy and stuff because he says he really busy since everyone is out of the office except for him and Rochelle. All I see Cousin Rock doing is looking at Internet porn so I think he’s just trying to look busy to impress people. On Monday I saw Rochelle interviewing a cute girl. I asked who she was and all Rochelle said that this girl would get my cousins’ asses back into shape. I don’t know what she means but I hope I see more of her.
I don’t understand why Cousin Rock flew me to LA because after I programmed his new Samsung Galaxy s3 I had nothing to do. I guess it’s not a bad thing because Cousin Rock told me I could go watch the X-Games if my work was done. Thanks Cousin Rock! It was really cool, especially the Hot Wheels stunt track. I found this youtube clip of the stunt.
After I went to the X-Games Cousin Rock told me to pack my bags because he was flying me to Brazil to find Cousin Jaboner. I told Cousin Rock that I don’t know how to speak Brazilian and Cousin Jaboner never told me where he was going but he didn’t want to hear it. So I’m flying to Brazil on Tuesday. If anyone knows where Cousin Jaboner is please e-mail me at email@example.com or hit me up on twitter.
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