By Rock Mayock 8:30 p.m. | Tonight we conclude our month long tribute to virgins in honor of National Celibacy Month. If you remember we have already paid homage to the achievements of famous virgins AC Green, Lolo Jones and Bud Bundy. Each of these individuals have played a pivotal role in furthering the cause of celibacy while at the same time achieving greatness in their respective area of expertise. Today we are taking a trip down memory lane to recapture truly precious moments in a young Rock Mayock’s adolescence.
Take a look at these beautiful fully formed natural pecs. I know, they do it for me too. Although the owner of the pecs are currently a mystery, these hints may help you identify them.
1. This classic beauty first revealed her 36 F (better known as 36 DDD) assets to the world in 1986. We have been thanking her ever since.
2. The revelation of this individual’s virginity created such a stir that action was taken by the evil Meese Commission.
3. This individual is not all about beauty, she’s about brains too. In fact her stated profession is a tax accountant. She can check my books any day of the week.
There is no doubt that at least one of our wonderful readers will correctly identify these pecs. If you know who the pecs belong to and can focus long enough to send us your answer then follow these steps. You can e-mail either Cousin Felipe (firstname.lastname@example.org) or myself (email@example.com) your best and final answer. You can also include your e-mail address with your comment to this post. The first person to submit correct answer wins a prize from Cousin Felipe’s bag of fun. As always we will only accept one answer per person per week and there are no mulligans. All answers must be received by 5:00 p.m. on Thursday, June 28, 2012. Both owner of the pecs and the winner will be named on Friday.