By Rock Mayock 8:00 p.m. | We are entering Week 3 of National Celibacy Month and reader Paulie Walnuts has demonstrated profound knowledge about celebrity virgins related by sweeping both Week 1 and Week 2. Can he reign be usurped? It’s up to the rest of our wonderful readers to decide.
This week we are examining pecs with a twist. Using these three clues see if you can successfully name the individual to who these pecs belong to.
1. The pecs DO NOT belong to Tim Tebow.
2. The person to whom the pecs belong to played a virgin on TV, however he was not necessarily one in reality.
3. This person’s fictional celibate status was not the result of a lack of effort. He simply had a tough hand to (pun?) to play.
The clues are vague but they should be enough to aid your guessing. To earn your right to unseat Paulie Walnuts as the reigning Name the… champ you need to follow these rules:
1. Submit your best and final answer to either Cousin Felipe (firstname.lastname@example.org) or myself via e-mail.
2. Include your e-mail address in your response to this post.
3. All guesses must be received no later than 5:00 p.m. on Thursday, June 2, 2012.
4. Make sure your answer is your best and final because we will only accept one answer per person per week with no mulligans.
5. The first correct answer wins a prize from Cousin Felipe’s depleted bag of fun.
Good luck and good guessing. Both the pecs and the winner will be revealed on Friday.