By Felipe Trinidad 1:00 a.m. | I want to thank Cousin DoubleTap for getting me passes to this year’s Electronic Entertainment Expo, or as everyone else calls it, E3. The reason why E3 is so cool is because I get to see all of the new video games that are coming out. Cousin DoubleTap sending me to E3 is way better than Cousin Rock getting me tickets to Comic-Con last year or Cousin Jaboner sending me to fat camp three summers ago. Screw you Cousins Rock and Jaboner.
DoubleTap told me to make notes for the wonderful readers and stuff but I don’t think he really cares as long as I don’t make trouble for my mom. She is already stressed because she keeps talking about being late. I don’t know what she’s late for because it’s not like she’s working or anything. Sometimes she’s acts all crazy like her cholesterol is too high. I don’t know.
It was kind of sucky that XBox and Playstation didn’t have new consoles on display. Oh well, I liked the new Nintendo. These are the things I liked at E3:
Nintendo Wii U was awesome. It used this crazy Game Boy 3DS/Xbox controller hybrid. The best looking game was Zombie U. I hope Cousin DoubleTap buys me one for Christmas!
BioWare created a new expansion pack for Star Wars: The Old Republic and it looked awesome. I can’t wait to Bit Torrent it!
Medal of Honor WarFighter looked incredible. Can’t wait.
It’s going to be a great year for new games. Thanks Cousin DoubleTap!