By Rock Mayock 11:00 p.m. | If it’s Sunday then it’s time to name some celebrity’s body part. Throughout the month of June we are adhering to the theme of famous virgins in honor of National Celibacy Month. Last week the Iron Man of Basketball, AC Green was our featured mustache. This week we are turning to our attention to a different part of the body, the abs.
Take a look at these abs. I know, they’re nice. A pic of the abs by themselves will be impossible to name therefore our crack research assistant, Jessica C., has compiled this abbreviated list of helpful hints:
1. These abs belong to a girl, a very fit girl.
2. This girl is an admitted virgin however rumors have circulated that she has flirted with getting Tebow’ned.
3. This girl goes by a nick name, not her given name.
This one will be tough but I am confident at least one of our wonderful readers will correctly identify the abs. If you think you who the abs belong to then submit your best and final answer to either Cousin Felipe (firstname.lastname@example.org) or myself (email@example.com). You can also include your e-mail address with your comment to this post. The first correct answer wins a prize from Cousin Felipe’s bag of fun. As always we will only accept one answer per person per week and there are no take back answers. All answers must be received by 5:00 p.m. on Thursday, June 14, 2012. Both owner of the abs as well as the winner will be named on Friday.
If you want to make your abs look good for Summer then check out this clip from Chris Spealler.