By Rock Mayock 12:00 a.m. | Did you know that June is National Celibacy Month? Neither did we because we’re fans of kicking the tires and taking a car our for a couple test drives before buying it. Nonetheless, in honor of National Celibacy Month we will pay homage to those famous individuals who decided to wait until marriage until savoring those oh so sweet pleasures of the flesh.
The first installment of this month’s virgin theme should be a slam dunk for our readers because after all, how many well known virgins are there in the world?
If you think you know who this stache belongs to then follow these steps:
1. Include your e-mail address in your comment to this post.
3. Remember that we will only accept one answer per person per week and there are no mulligans.
4. All answers must be received by 5:00 p.m. on Thursday, June 7, 2012.
5. The first correct answer wins a fabulous prize from Cousin Felipe’s recently replenished bag of fun.
On the topic of prizes, Cousin Felipe has assured me that Paulie Walnuts, Dr. Agamemnon Spankatronix IV, and KingBMan will all be receiving long overdue prizes this week. Needless to say Felipe has been severely admonished by Rochelle for his tardiness.
Good luck and good guessing.