By Felipe Trinidad (Webmaster) at 1 P.M. from Las Vegas, NV I got in trouble with Cousin Rock for emailing him and saying that the FOOTBALLPHDS’ female staff is fine. Cousin Rock got angry at me for objectifying them, whatever that means. He wants me to remind everyone that Jessica C. the Research Assistant, Ana V. the Barista, Rochelle M. the Human Resources Manager, and Stephanie P. are intelligent, classy women. I think they would have a good time playing WOW with me and getting ice cream with me on dates. Whatever. Anyway Cousin Rock wanted me to remind everyone that the FOOTBALLPHDS’ staff is the backbone of the website and they make everything smooth for the PHDs. Whatever again. Here is my Bonus Gallery of them. You can play Selena Gomez’s song, “Love You Like A Long Song,” while you flip through the pictures. Hopefully, doing this will make Cousin Jaboner fly me out again so I can see Jessica C. for her birthday next week because she reminds me of a love song. And Cousin Rock wanted me to say that all photos are by the Team Photographers, Stanton Jack and Edwin Jimenez. Whatever again. Give me a camera and let me take some pictures.
All photos by Stanton Jack and Edwin Jimenez
Felipe Trinidad, Webmaster