Posted by Rock Mayock with Photos by Edwin Jimenez (Team Photographer) 11AM While traveling the Eurozone to shore up the finances of the FOOTBALLPHDS, I missed the wonderful espressos of our Resident Barista, Ana V. I finally sat down for an intense discussion. Cousin Felipe has the Bonus Gallery but of course I kept his shady ass away from our team barista.
Rock: Ana, its been a while since we last had an opportunity to chat. What is happening in the barista world?
Ana: You know, things are good. I just used your corporate card to have the Clover machine serviced. It was $1,500.00, hope you don't mind.
Rock: Whoa, did we talk about the charge before hand? You know I can't stay mad at you when you look like that. Plus who would make me kick ass espresso if you I pissed you off and you decided to leave.
Ana: You are too easy to please. You are so pathetic sometimes.
Rock: Easy there slugger, no need to disparage your employer in front of our wonderful readers. Ana, you're a bit of a UCLA fan. What are your thoughts about their season so far?
Ana: I don't know about UCLA. They are so up and down you know. They played so hard against Houston but looked flat against San Jose State. Who likes things to come out flat?
Rock: I don't, know what I mean? What about Neuheisel, is he turning in a winning season this year?
Ana: I know what you mean,perv.
Rock: Perv? That is totally uncalled for. Back to the original question, what about Neuheisel?
Ana: I enjoy hunky men, like the PHDs. Neuheisel is so not hunky so he won't win. He needs to do push ups or squats or something. Can you give him workout tips?
Rock: Darlin’, money makes the world spin. If Ricky wants workout tips from Rock Mayock, he needs to either read about it on Footballphds.com or he can pay me for some personal training sessions. Any last thoughts?
Ana: Have you gotten rid of that awful boy at the Turnberry Towers penthouse?
Rock: Who? Felipe?
Ana: Yes, Felipe. OMG, he is such a dirty little boy.
Rock: Yeah, we've been having behavior issues with him lately. Dr. Riaz said Cousin Felipe's testosterone level is through the roof and that is why he is acting up. I think I need to do some personal training sessions with Cousin Felipe to channel some of that testosterone into a positive outlet. Who knows, you might think he is hunky in a couple of months.
Ana: Whatever. Are we done? Jaboner said he wants a caramel macchiato.
Rock: Macchiatos? We're done. Please make two.