By Cousin Felipe (Rogue PHD) 12 pm from Las Vegas| Last week, the FOOTBALLPHDS posted the the first Mas Malo Booty Battle between hottie totties Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj. The votes have been tabulated and comments deciphered and Jaboner Jackson has gotten in trouble with his wife. (That’s why the Rogue PHD is back, although with the blessings of the FOOTBALLPHDS this time.) The winner: Nicki Minaj.
Facts According to Cousin Felipe:
Nicki can sing but Kim can only make videos.
Nicki’s superior glutes would equate for a better 40-yard dash time as she has superior hip extensors.
Kim still loves Reggie Bush.
Nicki may or may not have had cosmetic surgery to help her out but here in Vegas we don’t care.
Stay tuned for our next Mas Malo Booty Battle this Friday and the BRACKET BATTLE.