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17Jun/113

SEC WEEK: CHEERLEADERS OF THE SEC

By Jaboner Jackson 7 am from Jackson, Mississippi | We wrap up our trek through the SEC with the Cheerleaders of the SEC, with help from our friends over at the SEC.  Our quick roundup:

1. Vandy gals are the best.  Sweetest things you’ll ever meet.  This is dedicated to my wonderful ex-wife #3.  I still love you sugarplum!

2. Tennessee Volunteers voluntarily like to look spicy.

3. South Carolina Gamecocks can [insert your own lewd joke here.]

4. Ole Miss cheerleaders are Southern Belles forever.

5. Mississippi State likes to be straight up sexy.

6. LSU Tiger gals purr-fect.

7. Auburn cheerleaders can pay-to-play me any day.  Now I know why Cam Newton enrolled.

8. I came, I saw, I Arksansas.

9. Nick Saban makes sure his Alabama Crimson Tide cheerleaders stay away from his players otherwise the Tide won’t roll on because those dudes will be hella distracted.

10. Kentucky cheerleaders are great…even if they’re your sister.

11. Britney Spears may not be a real Georgia Bulldog cheerleaders but she sure as heck wears the colors well.

12. Our buddy Tim Tebow liked enough of what he saw out of the Florida Gator cheerleaders such that he stayed around for all four years.

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If you missed any of our coverage of the SEC this week, you can find it below:

Gene Chizik’s Contract

Stack Ranking the Quarterbacks

Scandals of the SEC

SEC West Predictions

SEC East Predictions

 

It’s back to L.A. for me.  Peace out and love to the ex-wife #3 for reminding me that southern gals are tops.

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jaboner@footballphds.com


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  1. Boing!

  2. Britney is from Georgia?

  3. Boing!!!


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