By Rock Mayock 10:00 a.m. | Our main man from Kazakhstan, Borat Sagdiyev also known as Sacha Baron Cohen. You might recognize Borat from either his documentary, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, or that caterpillar on his lip that he calls a moustache.
By Rock Mayock 10:15 p.m.| For the FOOTBALLPHDS, it’s Christmas in February as the NFL Combine is scheduled to take place February 19-25, at Lucas Oil Stadium in balmy Indianapolis. Rock Mayock’s special research assistant, Lina, will be dispatched to Indy to provide in depth analysis of all of the standout prospects. In preparation for her intrepid reporting, here is a itinerary for the week’s scheduled activities:
By Rock Mayock 10:00 p.m. | On February 12, 2014, Hollywood will unleash its latest insult upon the American people. After successfully ruining The Karate Kid, Total Recall, Conan and Red Dawn; Hollywood has set its sights upon sodomizing yet another 80’s classic, RoboCop.
By Rock Mayock 7:30 p.m. | After months of life on the road in Brazil, Europe, and where ever Darryl “DoubleTap” Jenkins III found himself; the PhDs have finally returned to Los Angeles. A PhDs homecoming can signify one thing and one thing alone, the return of Name the Stache!
By Felipe Trinidad, Webmaster at 3:30 p.m. | After dozens of false starts, it looks like the entire group of FOOTBALLPHDS are back in Los Angeles! Rock Mayock, Doubletap Jenkins III, and Jaboner Jackson have all been spotted at LAX by Wonderful Readers—or technically at the Bare Elegance gentlemen’s club near LAX. Here are the text message I’ve received from the PHDS (who have become known as the GEDs around the barren offices lately) since Monday night—and my actions to them:
By Rock Mayock 9:00 p.m. | Happy belated New Year to all of our wonderful readers! While 2013 was a relatively quiet year from the FOOTBALLPHDS, 2014 already shows the promise of greatness. This year, the FOOTBALLPHDS are prepared to deliver unparalleled insight into the worlds of college football, professional football, economy/finance, and entertainment. As a teaser for what is to come, we will issue the following high level overview of this year’s hot topics.
By Rock Mayock 12:00 a.m.| Earlier this month we commenced our dialog regarding the concepts of the death spiral, brand equity and brand equity inflation. Tonight, we will continue this dialog by exploring the antithesis of brand equity inflation, brand equity diminution (BED).
By Rock Mayock 10:00 a.m. | Did you realize that the NFL season is already in Week 15? That means there are only two weeks remaining to place the final touches on this season’s resume for MVP voting consideration. Let us not forget that the MVP award should be bestowed upon the most valuable player to their respective team. Thus meaning, without the player what would be the fortune of the team? Invariably the MVP is almost always awarded to a quarterback. The FOOTBALLPHDS will maintain our objectivity as we evaluate the primary contenders for this year’s award. Let’s break it down.